SW-02096
Funny Restoration Christmas Card

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Product Details:

  • Choose Classic or Designer ordering to customize as much or little as you want
  • Folded card size: 7" wide x 5" tall
  • 12pt C1S card stock: glossy exterior, writable interior
  • White A-7 envelopes: 7.25" x 5.25", perfect fit
  • Mails with one (1) First-Class (forever) postage stamp
  • This Funny Restoration Christmas Card is Made in the USA

This holiday season, even the North Pole isn't immune to a plumbing catastrophe.

Our exclusive Funny Restoration Christmas Card captures the mayhem perfectly. A mischievous elf's playtime in the bathroom has gone terribly wrong. Water is pouring from the bathtub, spraying wildly from the toilet, and the shower is filled to the brim as a few other elves stand by in shocked disbelief. But help is on the way! Santa Claus arrives, not with a bag of toys, but with the professional tools of the restoration trade, ready to take control of the situation.

The message is one of immediate reassurance. It humorously shows that you understand disasters happen unexpectedly and reassures your clients that your skilled team is always ready to respond quickly, no matter the cause. You’re the professionals who arrive to restore order, making it look like the disaster never even happened. It's the perfect way to wish clients a joyous holiday season filled with warmth, laughter, and most importantly, a dry home.

Reinforce your reputation as the go-to restoration experts by personalizing the inside with your company logo, name, and a custom holiday message.

If you are searching for a holiday card that uses humor to tackle a serious situation, a greeting that reassures clients of your rapid, reliable response in an emergency, or a message that ensures you’re the first call they make when chaos strikes, then this Funny Restoration Christmas Card is the perfect tool to build client confidence and a disaster-proof business relationship.

Funny Restoration Christmas Card
Watermark will not appear on finished cards.

Customize Your Cards & Envelopes in 5 easy steps

- all cards arrive folded as a free upgrade -

1 Quantity

2 OUTSIDE Card Customization

Would you like to add a logo OR alter the front of your cards?

(select to provide image and/or alteration instructions) After we receive your order our graphics team will create and forward a proof by email for approval prior to moving your order into production.
Logo File Requirements
  • max 20MB upload .jpg, .gif or .png file
  • choose to EMAIL your file instead to send any other format (.eps, .pdf, etc)
  • File must be at least 150kb at placement size – low res/digital use files will not print well

3 INSIDE Card Customization

What kind of greeting would you like inside your cards?

After selecting Standard or Custom Greeting, you may also add your logo and/or signatures

(select to view options - includes 2 lines of your own text) All text centers inside at the bottom half of the card. Preview at right shows font, color and greeting selections, along with your custom text, for review as you go.
(select to type your own greeting) No preview. Our graphics team will create from provided text and forward a proof for review.
I’d like my cards to arrive blank inside

A. Choose your font color

B. Choose your greeting head

C. Choose your greeting body

D. Type your Personalization (2 lines of custom text centers below greeting)



(40 characters maximum per line)
DOUBLE CHECK SPELLING

A. Choose your font color

B. Type your custom greeting text

(up to 50 characters / spaces per line) * Need more space? On the first line of B above type “I will email my custom greeting” then email your full text as you’d like it laid out. Include your ORDER NUMBER in the subject line of your email. * For more flexibility on custom layout, font and color control, consider ordering in the DESIGNER method instead of CLASSIC.
DOUBLE CHECK SPELLING






Would you like to add a logo inside your cards?

Logo will not preview here. After we receive your order our graphics team will create and forward a proof by email for approval prior to moving your order into production.

(adds $30 to order)
(adds $30 + $0.20 per card)
Logo File Requirements
  • max 20MB upload .jpg, .gif or .png file
  • choose to EMAIL your file instead to send any other format (.eps, .pdf, etc)
  • File must be at least 150kb at placement size – low res/digital use files will not print well

Would you like to add preprinted signatures inside your cards?

Signature Sample

SAVE TIME let staff sign just one card and we’ll imprint those signatures on all your cards

Signatures print in FULL COLOR (when received in full color).
(the inside of our card will be emailed to print, sign, scan & return)

A proof will be sent rather than signature sheet.

4 Envelope Style

Envelope
Receive our FREE premium pointed flap envelopes OR...
SAVE TIME & upgrade to our peel & seal envelopes.

5 Envelope Customization

SAVE TIME add return address or other information on the back flap of your envelopes.

Choose your font color

Type your envelope imprint





(35 characters maximum per line)
DOUBLE CHECK SPELLING

Also add Holiday Graphics, includes a holiday graphic on each side of your imprint.

Note: recipient addressing is also available but not online.
Please contact us for details.

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